Sorry, I cannot help it

If I were a man, I'd be free 

To ask a woman out for coffee

But I'm a woman, I have to play coy

And let the fieldwork be done by the boy

I have to wait for him to make a move

And only show that I approve

I have to bat my lashes and display a pout

And behave like a human sized trout 

When he leans for a kiss, I'll have to push him away 

And blushingly say "not today" 

As a woman, society wants me to behave in a way

To be demure, dignified and flirt in a womanly way

But you know what, let society go for a toss

This woman here, Neha D is her own boss 

I'm going to be direct and forward

And if that scares you, move along coward

Im not going to sit around and wait 

I'll be the one who'll ask you for a date

I know I know, guys love the chase 

But hey, I'm not a car, this is not a race! 

God knows when you'll overcome your cold feet 

So I'll be direct and very indiscreet 

So if you like me, and I get the hunch 

Il ask you out to dinner or lunch

I have no time to waste in decoding your hints

Deciphering your mind, your glances and squints 

I'm not Robert Langdon, this is not a Dan brown book

So when you give me that interested look

I'm not going to ponder and over analyze 

the mystery behind the movement in your eyes

And if you happen to reject me and say no

I promise to take it in my stride

Because I don't involve my ego

And let indecisive men hurt my pride 

I am free spirited and Emancipated 

and do not particularly care if that makes you feel emasculated