9 warning signs that indicate that your friend is dating a non existent person


The latest Internet fad to clog people's timelines is "25 reasons to know why you should do this" and "10 ways to know that" etc. So,I am going to be an ass (as usual) about this.

9 warning signs that indicate that your friend is dating a non existent person



1)Well ever since they've started "seeing" this person. They've turned exceptionally dodgy.
They dodge questions. Back track on answers. Change answers.You'll hear modified versions of the same dates.

2)The person you're friend is "seeing" is exceptionally talented at everything.
They're good looking, athletic, gifted etc.
Once the football season sets in, they're national level football players. When the election mood is in, they're related (albeit distantly) to political honchos. They play every sport, they've read every book. They run NGO's during the day and party crazily at night.

3)you've never met them or seen they're picture. Your friend's excuse is that they're camera shy or that the lens somehow doesn't focus on they're face.

4)Your friend has no problems with this "person".
Everything is hunky-dory. They agree on everything and have the same views about everything.

5)Your friends knowledge about physical intimacy, is largely derived from porn. Their "partner" has the biggest of everything and they intensely indulge in everything.

6)This "person", as per your friends description, looks strangely like their favorite movie/sports/pop star.

7)you are constantly jealous of this friend. You often wonder how an untalented and half brained nitwit could land such a multitalented and sexy partner.

8)Your friend goes on several family holidays, is always lounging with friends and is seldom spending time with this imaginary person.

9)Lastly your friend has no qualms about getting comfortable or cozy with others. They'll throw themselves on absolutely anyone. They have no moral boundaries (either self inflicted or drawn by their imaginary partner)

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