Happy Womanhood!!


God has put in a great deal of thought into creating you. He has used umpteen skills and craftsmanship while sculpting your curves, while giving shape to your full lips, while giving spark to your glistening eyes. You are his masterpiece!
And yet you have make do and fall in love with the first draft he prepared. The uncouth unfinished and incomplete male specimen is to be your life partner. This is not God's fault; he exhausted himself after creating you. He lacked the necessary motivation to correct the first draft and bring it to your level of perfection. So women, please be kind to men! They are incomplete and crude!
Overlook their lack of polish and shortage of finesse. Ignore their false sense of pride. Confuse them instead with high vocabulary and complex ideas and Love them, despite their glaring shortcomings.

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